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Sinister/Ivory here with a Beer Test!!
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or
What would life be without
a few beers?
In this article 3 beers will be
reviewed until the reviewer is pissed.
(HE HE) Nuff said so lets start the
show.
The Beers reviewed:
- Carlsberg, Kronenburg, Heineken.
Hold your seats for this realtime
review. Quick lets start because I am
thirsty...
Go for the first beer:
Carlsberg
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Carlsberg: Brewed in Copenhagen. The
can is green in colour. The logo is
a red crown as it is appointed by the
Danish court. Now to the most
important detail. The alcohol content
is .0% Vol. Not bad, it really makes
me feel like boozing. Now lets have a
sup of the can and check it for
quality. The beer is goodish quality,
but not the best, it does not smell
strong enough, but its good if you
wanna burp. The beer doesnt taste
strong either. God this beer really
activates the burp organ.
BBBUURRPPSS - not bad, I want more.
Another can. BbBBBBUUUUURRrrRRPPPPPP!!
Really astonishing, this is great fun!
Kronenburg
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Ok first things first: -the alcohol
content is .3% Vol. Like Carlsberg,
it is viewed as a lager. Will it
persuade the reviewer, that is the
question? Yo man, this is a cool
beer. Very strong->>> excellent
quality. But does it smell and taste
as good as it looks. Just waiting to
get drunk by myself. Lets do it (a
famous Scwartznegger saying) Wow, this
beer really tears me, getting
addicted, I am pissed, addicted, its
cool, I am a kronenburg man>>>>>>>>
Shit, have to leave this beer and on
to the next one. Incidentally, I get
pissed after only 2 cans, I really let
the drink take over.
Heineken
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Ok the alcohol content, this is the
strong version of thois drink, dont
know what I am saying so excuse me.
.4% vol. Thats great, getting real
cool. Burps again, its like
Carlsberg. Kronenburg really kills
the brain. Let me try again. Finally
I have succeeded. Lemme me tazste it
again. It smells good, coolllee
stuff. Gimme anotrher go.
Booooozzzzzeekeiboard iz funny.
slowli I am becoming a beer barrel.
Who carez? viva Irlanda man. Another
can man. I am pissed as a pancake.
He he.
Da winner then - it is Kronenburg.
Wonderful taste Fuk Carlsberg, burpz.
I am bolluxed but will continue the
torture, what am I saying. Fun fun
That's it from me and hope U enjoyed
the article, its a bit strange but
what the hell. My typing is getting
faster and faster and without mistakes
hopefully. That's it from me, so CU
guys!
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